|No need to go on Maury, Randy. You are definitely the father!|
I've had a love-hate relationship with the comic strip Judge Parker this year, especially when this long-running legal soap opera spent several months heaping misery and sorrow onto the smug, rich Driver family. I mean, sure, they deserved it. Big time. But after a while, enough was enough. That story seems -- at long last -- to have concluded, and the strip has shifted its focus from the Drivers to the Parkers. (Dig that symmetry, huh?) Specifically, hotheaded Randy Parker has just reunited with his estranged wife, April. And, to put it mildly, he didn't handle it well. But his temper tantrum did provide the inspiration for the parody you see at the top of this post. Here is the original for comparison.
Did someone ask for an Armadilloid version? No? Well, here's one anyway.
|Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful?|
And why not a Mary Worth crossover, too?
|I like how Wilbur's flowers match his/her glasses.|